“Church or Cake” is one of the questions that members of other religions have to face often. Christians for example see a need to go to church every Sunday.
But what, if there is a delicious Chocolate Cake waiting for you in the kitchen. It’s early morning, it’s freshly baked, and yet your faith forces you to decide against Cake, and for Church. Read More »
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The members of the Church of Chocolate Cake were appalled by the ignorance of Nick Eriksen when he stated on his blog:
Most people commenting on this statement, are offended because it downplays rape as a serious crime. We of the Church of Chocolate Cake however, have an entirely different problem with this statement. Read More »
(5 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...Recently the question has come up, about the position of Chocolate Cake Church on straight and gay people. Let me first of all say, that we do not discriminate members on the basis of shape or mood.
(5 votes, average: 4.2 out of 5) Loading ...On my pilgrimage through the digital wastelands, I stumbled upon this truly divine recipe for Chocolate Cake: Chocolate Yogurt Cake. I am confident it is worthy even of our Chocolatey Mistress, and every true believer in Chocolate Cake should try it at least once. The use of yoghurt may be considered blasphemy by some of the more conservative branches of our church, I am certain the Chocolatey Mistress is more tolerant.
(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5) Loading ...One of the most important questions for any religion to answer, is the one about what will happen to us after we die. We have been asked often if there is a life after Chocolate Cake. I will try to give an answer here.
Chocolate Paradise
The Chocolatey Mistress has given us hints about the afterlife, but not the complete picture. We may know about the random praline, but don’t see the whole box. What we do know, is that there will be some kind of paradise for believers in Chocolate Cake. We are promised 42 different kinds of chocolate, and 7 chocolate virgins (opinions diverge on the meaning of chocolate virginity). It is a land where hot chocolate is flowing down the mountains, and Chocolate Cakes grow in every meadow. The cities are made of chocolate, and the roads are made of pralines. (This part of our religion can even be found in today’s myths, slightly altered, as the legendary land of milk and honey.) Read More »
(4 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...It is a glorious day, today. Because from this day forth, the world will be a better world. The reason is, that the one and only true church has finally been founded: Chocolate Cake Church.
I am the High Priest, and I and my fellow brethren have taken our - the one and only true - faith to the next level. We felt ready to spread the word, and let the world have part in this wonderful experience. We believe in Chocolate Cake, and the Chocolatey Mistress. (Which are the same, yet not quite. Please just bear with us here, we are sure we are right even if it makes no sense to the beginning believer.)
Chocolate Cake will save the world, so start believing today! Read More »
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