What are the consequences of global warming on the Chocolate situation world-wide? Will all the Chocolate melt eventually? We were trying to find answers to these questions and have discovered one of the biggest conspiracies of all times.
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GOD YES! She does! And what a huge beast it is. You’d have tears coming down your cheeks from just seeing it! What kind of deity would She be if She didn’t have this absolutely necessary and often used tool?!
Let’s face it: in today’s market for worshippers you just can’t win against your competition with “I’m good, believe in me”. You need a spectacular show. You need wonders. You need unbelievable acts. And not even a deity can pull all those out of their hat without a proper Deus Ex Machina.
(3 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...We are not attempting to mingle science and religion here. Well, at least not much. It’s more a bit of tidbit information on two statements that are famous for Einstein, but which he got slightly wrong because he couldn’t know better. So let us tell you what Einstein - and you - did not know.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...We all know the tell-tale beginning of a good joke: “American scientists have found out…”. But sometimes the joke turns out to be rather bizarre. One of those is the claim that Chocolate Cake is addictive: Reuters: Chocolate cake addiction: it’s real
What the researchers do not take into account is that they witnessed the power of the Chocolatey Mistress Herself. We believers all know how hard it is to resist a piece of Cake when we see or smell it. And our faith reassures us that is right to follow those urges and just have that Cake. But we know it is a spiritual moment, and not an addiction.
At least our church’s legal department is certain that our rights to religious freedom will allow us to have Chocolate Cake, even long after it has been blacklisted as illegal substance.
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