Chocolate Cake Church

A supplicant’s question on this matter was put to the Grand Synod. Their response was simple. This is not a matter for the Grand Synod!

There is a style of Chocolate Cake, known as Chocolate Blobble Cake, which is served hot, with cream. It has an additional coffee based sauce, poured on top of the cake mixture before baking. The cake rises through the sauce, absorbing some, and leaving the cake moist and exceedingly good.

Such cake may be served hot. The cream may be whipped or pouring consistency. It is a good and fit prayer to offer up.

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It came to pass on the second day, for on the second day the Chocolate Cake had matured and was at its peak of perfection, that the Chocolatey Mistress appeared as a vision in the cake. As the vision, perhaps influenced by the fine rum with which the cake had been infused, she uttered some of the many tenets of Cakey Bakey Goodness.

It is those tenets that form the basis of the Grand Baking, and those tenets which must be upheld. Of these, the greatest is: Read More »

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On my pilgrimage through the digital wastelands, I stumbled upon this truly divine recipe for Chocolate Cake: Chocolate Yogurt Cake. I am confident it is worthy even of our Chocolatey Mistress, and every true believer in Chocolate Cake should try it at least once. The use of yoghurt may be considered blasphemy by some of the more conservative branches of our church, I am certain the Chocolatey Mistress is more tolerant.

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