Chocolate Cake Church

On my pilgrimage through the digital wastelands, I stumbled upon this truly divine recipe for Chocolate Cake: Chocolate Yogurt Cake. I am confident it is worthy even of our Chocolatey Mistress, and every true believer in Chocolate Cake should try it at least once. The use of yoghurt may be considered blasphemy by some of the more conservative branches of our church, I am certain the Chocolatey Mistress is more tolerant.

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One of the most important questions for any religion to answer, is the one about what will happen to us after we die. We have been asked often if there is a life after Chocolate Cake. I will try to give an answer here.

Chocolate Paradise

The Chocolatey Mistress has given us hints about the afterlife, but not the complete picture. We may know about the random praline, but don’t see the whole box. What we do know, is that there will be some kind of paradise for believers in Chocolate Cake. We are promised 42 different kinds of chocolate, and 7 chocolate virgins (opinions diverge on the meaning of chocolate virginity). It is a land where hot chocolate is flowing down the mountains, and Chocolate Cakes grow in every meadow. The cities are made of chocolate, and the roads are made of pralines. (This part of our religion can even be found in today’s myths, slightly altered, as the legendary land of milk and honey.) Read More »

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