Welcome and Hallelujah, Friend of Chocolate Cake!

This is the home page of the Chocolate Cake Church. We worship the Chocolatey Mistress, despite all hardships, knowing it is the only way to salvation.

There are people on the internet who are trying to make you believe a flying spaghetti monster would exist and could help you with your problems. But it is a hoax, only Chocolate Cake is real. Do not let yourself be blinded by false gods as that one. Trust in the power of Chocolate Cake and let it save you.

Chocolate BrowniesCompared to other religions, the rules are simple. There is only one sin: to refuse chocolate cake. Becoming member is informal, just follow the rules. Know however that chocolate cake worshippers are a persecuted minority, and you may have to endure casual ridicules. Now, if you have decided to join, you may get yourself an initiation brownie from over there. Welcome!

 

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