What are the consequences of global warming on the Chocolate situation world-wide? Will all the Chocolate melt eventually? We were trying to find answers to these questions and have discovered one of the biggest conspiracies of all times.
People are lead to believe that global warming is caused by our industry. Others are trying to make you believe that it doesn’t exist at all. Neither is right.
We have gathered exclusively the full truth on global warming (patent pending). And it will shake up the world:
Global warming is happening. Do not believe those who tell you it’s just a natural phase. It’s all too true. And why do we know it’s true? Because it’s been planned. Yes, that is right, it has been planned. Chocolate Cake Church has received information that proves that several scandinavian countries have conspired in plotting this evil plan.
Their motives are simple: they’ve had enough of the snow. And you can only build so many saunas before achieving the Tao of Sauna and getting bored. So they came up with the plan of global warming to improve their climate. Of course they had to find supporters throughout the world. And they did.
Germany was easy to get onto the wagon: their wine makers have been jealous of the sunny weather of Italy and France for ages. Now is their chance to finally grow the kind of wine they’ve always wanted.
Also the network of TV stations world-wide had their own interest. There is a tiny little island called Tuvalu. And it dares own the top level domain “.tv”. Can you feel the injustice here? But global warming and rising sea levels makes that island go bye-bye very quickly. So there’s the lever the TV stations needed to get .tv domain names cheaply. So they were on the boat – literally, even.
There are many more examples, and I want to invite our readers to add them as comments, so we can educate the world about the true extent and reasoning behind the evil global warming plan.