Will all the Chocolate have to melt?
Science, World News September 28th, 2008What are the consequences of global warming on the Chocolate situation world-wide? Will all the Chocolate melt eventually? We were trying to find answers to these questions and have discovered one of the biggest conspiracies of all times.
People are lead to believe that global warming is caused by our industry. Others are trying to make you believe that it doesn’t exist at all. Neither is right.
We have gathered exclusively the full truth on global warming (patent pending). And it will shake up the world:
Global warming is happening. Do not believe those who tell you it’s just a natural phase. It’s all too true. And why do we know it’s true? Because it’s been planned. Yes, that is right, it has been planned. Chocolate Cake Church has received information that proves that several scandinavian countries have conspired in plotting this evil plan.
Their motives are simple: they’ve had enough of the snow. And you can only build so many saunas before achieving the Tao of Sauna and getting bored. So they came up with the plan of global warming to improve their climate. Of course they had to find supporters throughout the world. And they did.
Germany was easy to get onto the wagon: their wine makers have been jealous of the sunny weather of Italy and France for ages. Now is their chance to finally grow the kind of wine they’ve always wanted.
Also the network of TV stations world-wide had their own interest. There is a tiny little island called Tuvalu. And it dares own the top level domain “.tv”. Can you feel the injustice here? But global warming and rising sea levels makes that island go bye-bye very quickly. So there’s the lever the TV stations needed to get .tv domain names cheaply. So they were on the boat - literally, even.
There are many more examples, and I want to invite our readers to add them as comments, so we can educate the world about the true extent and reasoning behind the evil global warming plan.








October 21st, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Nice article. Thanks.
Eugene
October 25th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Gee, I guess we just gonna have hot chocolate cakes without icing?
March 5th, 2009 at 12:51 am
Chocolatey Mistress, I’m a new believer…please return and enlighten us further!
November 24th, 2009 at 12:36 am
bwahaha! i loves it!
CHOCOLATE FOR LIFE!!!
and the invisible pink unicorn.
June 13th, 2010 at 3:55 pm
Just found your site. Love it! Is it possible we could work together? I get a lot of people thinking my site is about chocolate, when it’s really about alcohol. http://www.CookingWithSin.com. I realize this is not a recipe site, but your vibe is awesome. I’m looking for recipes with alcohol that come with a story. You clearly have a story, or two. Do you have a recipe with alcohol in it? I could post it on my blog and give you a back link at least, if not some more devout followers.