Is God a Dork?
Chocolate Cake, Chocolatey Mistress, Uncategorized July 9th, 2008Of course God does not refer to the Chocolatey Mistress in this context. She is one heck of a sweet and smart godess. It’s more about all the other so called gods out there.
Have you ever run into a Christian preacher who tries to put their faith down your throat in the most blunt and stupid manner? As if you had never heard it before, and them telling you in as many words as possible will make all the difference. Because they opened their mouth and forgot to close it in time you will renounce your intelligence, your common sense, your Chocolate Cake. Because they spoke you will become a mindless follower? Yea right!
If you are in danger of believing such people, keep this in mind: allegedly their god made men in his image. Do you really want to believe in a superior being controlling your life that is on the same intellectual level as those preachers? A divine dork? A double-D? Yes, I thought not.
Have a piece of Chocolatey Chocolate Cake instead! … For your interest: the Chocolatey Mistress does not frown upon proper application of Chocolate Cake in annoying preachers’ faces. Isn’t our way of conversion just so much more fun?!
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July 9th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
So, what of those who “speak in tongues”? Is their deity, in whose image they are formed, an incoherent babbler?
July 9th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Yes, that is absolutely correct. Makes you wonder, doesn’t it?!
July 9th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Next time I hear gibble obble bibble babble I shal kniow precisely what to do.
I shall assume they are choking and use the Heimlich manoeuvre!
March 26th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Chocolate Cake is Heaven Hell and all places in between, so I need to tell the thumpers:
How bout a nice big cup of Shut yer face. Have a piece of Chocolate cake and be saved.