The overwhelming sexual danger of pancakes

There is no accounting for what some folks will eat. When there is wholesome, good, nutritious, even erotic Chocolate Cake, why risk the ultimate sexual danger of a pancake?

Take this couple. They almost qualified for a joint Darwin Award! He was cooking pancakes. She was offering a taste test on his personal comestibles!

Teatime love bite

A woman almost bit off her husband’s willy as he cooked pancakes for tea while she gave him oral sex.

In the heat of passion he lost his grip on the pan and spilt boiling oil down her naked back.

She clenched her teeth on his willy and in agony he bashed her on the head with the pan.

Both only admitted how they received their injuries after “intense questioning” by hospital docs in Carioca, Romania.

The man needed treatment to his willy while the wife had burns, two black eyes and a broken cheek bone.

If only they’d stuck to Chocolate Cake…

But no-one has asked then the ‘burning question’: Why was she giving him head at the cooker? No wonder he lost concentration!

Pancakes are just too dangerous. Oral sex while baking a Cake is safer - after all, the oven door is shut!

PS “Willy”? Had she misinterpreted “Free Willy”?