Guilt-free Chocolate Cake

Do you feel guilty after you had a piece of your favourite and most delicious Chocolate Cake? Are you afraid of what verdict you are about to get from your scale? Just read on and the Chocolatey Mistress will save you and make the Cake experience guilt free again.

A large percentage of the population feels guilty for the Chocolate Cake they eat. They say it is because it is not healthy and only makes them fat. But can one really compare these few physical effects with the hugely more important spiritual advance that a piece of Chocolate Cake can bring?

In our philosophy, Chocolate Cake cannot be bad. It is made by the Chocolatey Mistress, and she is a part of every Cake. By having the Cake you grow spiritually. Your body only grows because it tries to keep up with the mind! The two are old rivals, you see. But only the body has this jealous nature. This can be easily demonstrated because the mind sees no need to grow along if the body gets a head start. So in a way your scale is a way to measure the spiritual growth you achieved by eating Chocolate Cake.

Some of the more paranoid readers may be convinced that their scale is trying to mess with their head. But rest assured there is no conspiracy of scale manufacturers, and they are not creatures from outer space trying to make you go insane. Instead it is the Chocolatey Mistress’ glorious power and weight, come to earth as a part of you.