Many people say Chocolate Cake and sports do not go well together. We think the UEFA Euro 2008 Football Championship is as good an opportunity as any to erase this myth, and explain how Chocolate Cake will decide who is bringing the Cup home.

Chocolate Cake and sports go immensely well together. And the current Football Championship holds proof for this, if only you dare to look for it. What is always told us by team officials, is that the players are on a special diet. But what is commonly hidden from the public is that Chocolate Cake is very high on the list of desirable foods here.

By eating Chocolate Cake the players get spiritually and physically in touch with the Chocolatey Mistress. “Physically” you wonder? Yes, indeed. Let’s just say this is one exception to the “No Sex before Games” rule.

Anyway, Chocolate Cake is the secret ingredient for all successes in this championship. Especially Germany’s long tradition and experience in Chocolate Cake bakery made sure that their team was the only one powerful enough to defeat their quarter finals opponent within 90 minutes, whereas the other three games just dragged on for two hours.

We are certain that Chocolate Cake is the decisive factor here. And only a team with a superior Chocolate Cake baker, is the team that will bring home victory.

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