Is Vanilla Cake the Anticake?

June 14th, 2008

Yes! Yes! And Yes!

Vanilla cake is an abomination. It’s against nature. It’s an incarnation of the devil. It’s distastefully sweet and should not be considered cake at all. Vanilla, good as it may be, is not meant to be made a cake. Thus has the Chocolatey Mistress decided, and we agree and abide.

We know it looks tasty and delicious, but it only tries to deceive you and get control over you. The first bite will make you wake up from that bad dream and you realise your huge mistake. However the Chocolatey Mistress is forgiving, and she does not hold these sins against you. Her strong recommendation to not have vanilla cake is for your own protection only and no bad consequences but those from the cake alone will come your way.