Church Cake vs Personal Cake
Chocolate Cake, Chocolatey Mistress, Church Matters June 2nd, 2008The Grand Synod has reached no particular conclusion on the great debate between offering a cake as a “church cake” or offering the cake individually to those who follow the true thoughts passed to us by the Chocolatey Mistress. Perhaps the best answer is one for individual supplicants.
It is advised that Chocolate Cake be brought into as many lives as possible, and that cake is always for sharing:
“Let not a cake be baked that is not fit for sharing and that is not offered to friends and neighbours, for they who bake and do not share shall be struck with obesity!”
Thus it is written on the ancient Tablets.







