We all know the tell-tale beginning of a good joke: “American scientists have found out…”. But sometimes the joke turns out to be rather bizarre. One of those is the claim that Chocolate Cake is addictive: Reuters: Chocolate cake addiction: it’s real

What the researchers do not take into account is that they witnessed the power of the Chocolatey Mistress Herself. We believers all know how hard it is to resist a piece of Cake when we see or smell it. And our faith reassures us that is right to follow those urges and just have that Cake. But we know it is a spiritual moment, and not an addiction.

At least our church’s legal department is certain that our rights to religious freedom will allow us to have Chocolate Cake, even long after it has been blacklisted as illegal substance.

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