Chocolate Cake Church

That’s a headline that sounds too good to be true. But we have found evidence in the digital bit clouds, that Rt Rev Graham James, Bishop of Norwich is indeed a Chocolate Cake worshipper as reported by christiantoday.com:

It was chocolate all the way for the Rt Rev Graham James, Bishop of Norwich, who said his favourite flavour was “chocolate cake, with chocolate filling and chocolate on top”.

What else can this statement be, but a true testimony of his deep rooted faith in the Chocolatey Mistress in all her glory.

But it does not end there. The same source lists three more clergymen, all loving the Chocolatey Mistress in their own ways:

Rt Rev Jonathan Gledhill, Bishop of Lichfield: Chocolate cake

Rt Rev Dr Timothy Ellis, Bishop of Grantham: Death by chocolate

Rt Rev Nicholas Baines, Bishop of Croydon: Chocolate and banana cake

Is there an actual subculture of Chocolate Cake believers all throughout the anglican church? Is it a subversive conspiracy initiated by the Church of Chocolate Cake? We think not, but we leave it to the avid reader to pinpoint the locations of Chocolate Cake bishops on a map, and try if the dots can be connected to the shape of a Chocolate Cake.

We think what becomes obvious here, is simply the power of the Chocolatey Mistress. Even steadfast clergymen, deemed to be the most faithful, cannot withstand the enlightenment that the Chocolatey Mistress brings upon everyone she meets.

All we can do, is watch in awe how the only true religion spreads even into the high ranks of the christian church. Well done, Chocolatey Mistress! Well done, indeed!

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