Church or Cake
Chocolate Cake, Chocolatey Mistress May 27th, 2008“Church or Cake” is one of the questions that members of other religions have to face often. Christians for example see a need to go to church every Sunday.
But what, if there is a delicious Chocolate Cake waiting for you in the kitchen. It’s early morning, it’s freshly baked, and yet your faith forces you to decide against Cake, and for Church. We worshippers of Chocolate Cake would find this sacrilegious, if it wasn’t at the same time a ridiculously pointless decision to make from the viewpoint of our own religious beliefs. Because…
Church and Cake are one!
Chocolate Cake Church will never demand such a decision from you. You do not have to come to church to worship the Chocolatey Mistress. And how wrong would it be for us to call you away from such a vivid apparition of our deity Herself in form of a Cake.
Instead we motivate you to go for the Cake. It will bring you closer to the words of the Chocolatey Mistress than any priest could ever manage to do. And by devouring it, the Chocolatey Mistress will become part of you. We are the only Church that can offer you this:
Have your cake and eat it, too!
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May 27th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
I need to know… I want to bake on Sundays. I wish to create cake. I need to understand if the day of baking is special, of if my cake must be created on a different day to be eaten on a Sunday.
May 27th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Do not be concerned. I have addressed your question in today’s lesson:
http://www.chocolatecakechurch.org/2008/05/27/every-day-is-chocolate-cake-day/