Don’t Force-Feed Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Cake, Chocolatey Mistress May 26th, 2008The members of the Church of Chocolate Cake were appalled by the ignorance of Nick Eriksen when he stated on his blog:
Most people commenting on this statement, are offended because it downplays rape as a serious crime. We of the Church of Chocolate Cake however, have an entirely different problem with this statement.
It suggests that Chocolate Cake is still something good and desirable, even when force-fed. We have to disagree strongly with this claim.
The Chocolatey Mistress is very clear on this: do not convert people by force, do not force-feed Chocolate Cake. Do not bring Chocolate Cake into all parts of the world, thereby destroying existing eco-systems. Instead wait for enlightened ones to come to you, and welcome them when they are ready to become true believers and worshippers.
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May 26th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
We, the faithful, are so glad you have clarified this. May he be cast into the baking oven for his comments, not with sweet herbs for a good roast dinner, but with bitter herbs.