Our church embraces straight and gay people
Chocolatey Mistress, Church Matters May 26th, 2008Recently the question has come up, about the position of Chocolate Cake Church on straight and gay people. Let me first of all say, that we do not discriminate members on the basis of shape or mood.
We have many members that are straight, but as many who are quite bent and twisted, we do not think this is our business. Also, while the Chocolatey Mistress wants to see Her worshippers happy and gay, she will not frown upon those who are not. The priesthood of the Church of Chocolate Cake follows the example of the Chocolatey Mistress, and welcomes everyone who is a friend of, and believer in Chocolate Cake.
So please, if you have not dared approach us yet, do not be afraid. You are welcome, no matter if you are straight, square, spherical, polygonial, or fractal. By the same token you can be purple, red, blue, or green. (Yes, green Kermit! Even you are welcome!) The Chocolatey Mistress is entirely colour blind regarding Her followers.
Allow me to quote from a poem found on the ancient Chocolate Tablets:
Be purple,
Be gay,
Be square,
Enjoy your Cake!
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May 26th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
For I was not straight and also not gay. Now my mood is clear. Because I am welcome as unstraight I am gay at last!
Rejoice!
Rejoice!
I enjoy my church cake from henceforth
May 27th, 2008 at 2:55 am
Why raise waves where there is no wind?
May 27th, 2008 at 9:56 am
It was once said “The wind will not be necessary to raise waves in the icing of Chocolate Cake. All that is necessary is a good hand with the icing knife, and a clear eye for the wave formation.”
And so it is here. The waves are raised, windlessly, immortalised in chocolate icing.
Prostrate yourself before the cake!