http://www.chocolatecakechurch.org/2008/05/25/life-after-chocolate-cake/ Worshipping the Chocolatey Mistress for a better world Sat, 04 Sep 2010 21:51:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 http://www.chocolatecakechurch.org/2008/05/25/life-after-chocolate-cake/#comment-10 High Priest Mon, 26 May 2008 17:09:16 +0000 http://chocolatecakechurch.org/?p=4#comment-10 We may seem like a modern church, but we are very ancient. We are still trying to cope with this new medium, and it will take us some time to transfer the parchments into an online form. I will let you know. We may seem like a modern church, but we are very ancient. We are still trying to cope with this new medium, and it will take us some time to transfer the parchments into an online form. I will let you know.

]]> http://www.chocolatecakechurch.org/2008/05/25/life-after-chocolate-cake/#comment-9 Help me Sun, 25 May 2008 23:03:07 +0000 http://chocolatecakechurch.org/?p=4#comment-9 Show me the forms, I entreat you Show me the forms, I entreat you

]]> http://www.chocolatecakechurch.org/2008/05/25/life-after-chocolate-cake/#comment-8 High Priest Sun, 25 May 2008 23:02:09 +0000 http://chocolatecakechurch.org/?p=4#comment-8 I'm very sorry, but we cannot accept an informal request about entrance to the inner sanctum. We need forms 7a and 18g filled in. Also to even consider your request you have to provide a section 4 health and spiritual cleanliness confirmation. Eventually your request will be ritually burnt, so it can fly up to the Chocolatey Mistress for review. Only very few have ever been given the permission, however. I’m very sorry, but we cannot accept an informal request about entrance to the inner sanctum. We need forms 7a and 18g filled in. Also to even consider your request you have to provide a section 4 health and spiritual cleanliness confirmation.
Eventually your request will be ritually burnt, so it can fly up to the Chocolatey Mistress for review. Only very few have ever been given the permission, however.

]]> http://www.chocolatecakechurch.org/2008/05/25/life-after-chocolate-cake/#comment-7 Help me Sun, 25 May 2008 22:55:53 +0000 http://chocolatecakechurch.org/?p=4#comment-7 I wish to ask the Cakey Bakey Goodness of the Chocolatey Mistress for permission to enter the inner sanctum and sample cake icing make of Venezuelan 95% chocolate. I wish to ask the Cakey Bakey Goodness of the Chocolatey Mistress for permission to enter the inner sanctum and sample cake icing make of Venezuelan 95% chocolate.

]]> http://www.chocolatecakechurch.org/2008/05/25/life-after-chocolate-cake/#comment-2 A supplicant Sun, 25 May 2008 16:54:45 +0000 http://chocolatecakechurch.org/?p=4#comment-2 As a devout supplicant, may it please the priesthood to answer whether my dog will be with me when we have both crossed the River of Chocolate? As a devout supplicant, may it please the priesthood to answer whether my dog will be with me when we have both crossed the River of Chocolate?

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