Comments on: Founding of Chocolate Cake Church http://www.chocolatecakechurch.org/2008/05/24/founding-of-chocolate-cake-church/ Worshipping the Chocolatey Mistress for a better world Sun, 05 Feb 2012 16:41:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Theo Broma, High Priest http://www.chocolatecakechurch.org/2008/05/24/founding-of-chocolate-cake-church/#comment-19 Theo Broma, High Priest Wed, 28 May 2008 16:34:16 +0000 http://chocolatecakechurch.org/?p=3#comment-19 Michael Sargeant: If you are referring to http://www.chocolatecakechurch.org/2008/05/26/church-embraces-straight-and-gay-people/#comment-13, it was approved the same day, and has been publically visible since. We do not think this is reason to belittle our faith, however we have suffered such hardships before, and accept it with patience. Michael Sargeant: If you are referring to http://www.chocolatecakechurch.org/2008/05/26/church-embraces-straight-and-gay-people/#comment-13, it was approved the same day, and has been publically visible since.

We do not think this is reason to belittle our faith, however we have suffered such hardships before, and accept it with patience.

]]> By: Michael Sargeant http://www.chocolatecakechurch.org/2008/05/24/founding-of-chocolate-cake-church/#comment-18 Michael Sargeant Wed, 28 May 2008 16:14:39 +0000 http://chocolatecakechurch.org/?p=3#comment-18 I submitted a comment two days ago. It showed as pending approval. It has not been posted. I perceive that your site is a parody. In not posting my comment you display the same extreme intolerance toward critisism that any church displays. This subtly may be lost upon some who make unacceptable posts. If it is your intent to punish non-believers, you might wish to let them know they are being punished in order to illustrate your perceived intent of creating a poke-fun parody. I submitted a comment two days ago. It showed as pending approval. It has not been posted.
I perceive that your site is a parody. In not posting my comment you display the same extreme intolerance toward critisism that any church displays. This subtly may be lost upon some who make unacceptable posts. If it is your intent to punish non-believers, you might wish to let them know they are being punished in order to illustrate your perceived intent of creating a poke-fun parody.

]]> By: High Priest http://www.chocolatecakechurch.org/2008/05/24/founding-of-chocolate-cake-church/#comment-6 High Priest Sun, 25 May 2008 20:58:06 +0000 http://chocolatecakechurch.org/?p=3#comment-6 Ah yes, diabetes, the bane of our faith. The answer to this is complex, but be assured that it is not a hinderance. Ah yes, diabetes, the bane of our faith. The answer to this is complex, but be assured that it is not a hinderance.

]]> By: May I convert? http://www.chocolatecakechurch.org/2008/05/24/founding-of-chocolate-cake-church/#comment-5 May I convert? Sun, 25 May 2008 20:22:30 +0000 http://chocolatecakechurch.org/?p=3#comment-5 I will take your advice. I may be ready. But how will a diabetic take communion? I will take your advice. I may be ready. But how will a diabetic take communion?

]]> By: High Priest http://www.chocolatecakechurch.org/2008/05/24/founding-of-chocolate-cake-church/#comment-4 High Priest Sun, 25 May 2008 17:30:14 +0000 http://chocolatecakechurch.org/?p=3#comment-4 We welcome everyone, without regard to race or sexual orientation. As you say you crave Chocolate Cake: this is your calling, your inner voice telling you what the right path is. Many of us have been trained to ignore that calling and live unhappily. Trust your inner voice, and become a gay worshipper of Chocolate Cake. I will dedicate a post to this topic later, as it is important for people to understand. We welcome everyone, without regard to race or sexual orientation. As you say you crave Chocolate Cake: this is your calling, your inner voice telling you what the right path is. Many of us have been trained to ignore that calling and live unhappily. Trust your inner voice, and become a gay worshipper of Chocolate Cake.

I will dedicate a post to this topic later, as it is important for people to understand.

]]> By: May I convert? http://www.chocolatecakechurch.org/2008/05/24/founding-of-chocolate-cake-church/#comment-3 May I convert? Sun, 25 May 2008 17:20:39 +0000 http://chocolatecakechurch.org/?p=3#comment-3 Please help me. I am unworthy to be accepted by so many churches and I crave Chocolate Cake. I do not wish to join this church if it is but a fad and a fancy. I am considered a sinner by the Westboro Baptist Church and Fred Phelps and his like because I am not pure chocolate, but because I have a swirl of cream running through me. I am unwanted by Roman Catholics, despised by Islam, and persecuted by so many. I am not heterosexual. I need to understand the Chocolate Cake Church's attitude to we gay folk, we adherents of fancier cake, we who crave the same gender. Help me understand, please Please help me. I am unworthy to be accepted by so many churches and I crave Chocolate Cake. I do not wish to join this church if it is but a fad and a fancy.

I am considered a sinner by the Westboro Baptist Church and Fred Phelps and his like because I am not pure chocolate, but because I have a swirl of cream running through me. I am unwanted by Roman Catholics, despised by Islam, and persecuted by so many.

I am not heterosexual.

I need to understand the Chocolate Cake Church’s attitude to we gay folk, we adherents of fancier cake, we who crave the same gender.

Help me understand, please

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